I always knew squirrels would attempt to take over the world one day. All they need now is the support of those Devonshire cows and the human race will be in danger. Of course, me and mine will be fine.
To be counted as one of 'mine' when the cow/squirrel apocalypse comes send £20 and a spindle of 100 CD-Rs (or 20 DVD-Rs) to the below address:- Save your arse, 42 Rocky Road, England, PO Box 1723. Please note - not all applications accepted and no products or items will be returned. Thank you.
New computer -
AMD athlon 3000 *grins*
512 DDR memory (which apparently being upgraded to a gig)
ATI Radeon 9200 (which might be upgraded too)
DVD writer(!!!)
And twice the hard drive space I previously had.
Compaq 15" tft monitor (it is on LOAN right now because it's my 'spare')
19" Hansol TFT monitor (it is totally drool worthy)
MooCoo Clock (it scares me every hour by popping out a cow that goes 'moo')
DV cam - with night vision - 20x optical zoom - usb streaming
Lord of the Rings (the first two films extended special addition)
Kai Doh Maru (anime film I wanted)
And best of all - a personalised edition of the Totoro soundtrack and a catbus toy (which is now stuck on a mirror)
Oh, and I adopted a 30gig ipod that was rejected for a 20gig creative...it looks like it's barely been touched.
Ah yes, and the rubber band gun I got has proven to be a rival to the lazer pointer for the kittens. We've yet to have a competition between the two but the day will come, oh yes, it will come.
I think that giant Sherlock Holmes clones are trying to take over South East England. Ok, I might need to explain that statement.
I went to the shop to buy kitty food and nutbuni food and as I stepped outside I saw a blanket of 'fog' covering the tops of the houses. The weather people tell us it's fog to cover up the truth you see. We all know it's just the type of smoke that comes from a pipe. Besides, I swear I heard a low grumble of 'Elementary my...' but I didn't catch the rest.
Now we just need to figure out why they are here and who sent them...oh and what they want.
Today this game kept me entertained for hours. Ok, about five minutes but it has nice physics really even if the sound effects do get annoying after ten seconds.
When I was younger my uncle told me that if you wish upon the first star you see each night then it’ll come true. So, I used to sit on the front steps of my old house and look up at the stars until I saw one; living in London made this kind of difficult because seeing stars there isn’t exactly the easiest thing and more often than not you think you see a star but it’s really just an aeroplane or some kind of flying thing with lights. I would sit there and stare at the thing I thought was a star to make sure it didn’t move, or flash, or something like that. When I was sure, I would recite the little poem he told me and then make my wish. My wish hasn’t changed since I was about 7 years old. I still wish on the first star I see each night, though I say the poem in my head now. I don’t think I’ll make the same mistake as my uncle, he told me his wish and soon after he died. I don’t know if there’s a link there but I’m not willing to take the chance.
