A musical toilet! Not only does it have its own built in classical tunes but you can put your own on to a SD card and listen to your heart’s content. For a mere £1,500 it might be worth purchasing just to see the looks you get bringing it back through customs.
And they say weird things only happen in Brighton...
...but today on my way home form work I saw a man with short bleached hair walking in the opposite direction. He was wearing a pinkish red ball gown and ski sunglasses.
